an amazing discovery…

I think we’re onto something here.

Mary-Jo fowarded this spam to me this morning:

SUBJECT:George said that a female thing is gossiping and a male thing is being the strong, silent type.

Patricia said that she has an apartment but she’s living off of student loans. Robin asked Leona what she thinks it’s going to be like in jail. Maybe the ass fucking would be a little too intense. Howard told him that he will have rapid weight loss if he did this challenge.
He may also talk about going to Bryant Gumble’s apartment on Saturday night and met Gayle King, Oprah’s friend. Artie said that he has a gig to do on Super Bowl weekend.
He said Sarah Silverman was there to do her comedy at this event they were doing. Howard said that after talking to Kelly Ripa they left the party.
Artie said that it would be good for the show.
Howard said it was insane to see this girl selling off her junk to fans when she should have inherited a ton of money. Howard pretended he didn’t know it was Emo until Emo told him who it was.
Howard talked about Cindy Adams backing Leona Helmsley in her court battle.
Howard pretended he didn’t know it was Emo until Emo told him who it was.
He talked about how bad some of his films were but he has enjoyed a couple of them. Artie said that both were horrible but fucking in the ass would probably be his preference. Eric said he would do it but Howard was going to hang up on him.
That led to Artie talking about how he turned down a role on a sitcom that’s coming out soon. 6:25amWhat Would Artie Rather Have.
com and started to wrap up with her.
Howard asked him what he was worth. He said they would make great gifts this Christmas.

And I already had this in my email box as spam:

SUBJECT:She said that she has had that done.

Robin laughed and said anything is possible.
He said that they don’t know anything about the Superfan Roudntable and flying people out to California. She said he’s very nice and not mean. He asked about the thread on SFN that they were talking about.
Howard told Janice to strip down for him.
KC continued to talk about the ”Hahn job” he got from her and she didn’t sound too happy about that.
Howard said he would like to see the original band but he would also like to see Eddie and his son performing together. Howard said the script is probably good and he’ll be kicking himself in the ass some day for not reading it. She said that her parents were very conservative but it wasn’t that bad.

Complimentary spams… amazing.

poetry terms

A Glossary of Poetry Terms

HENDIADYS (hen-DYE-a-dis): The use of a pair of independent words joined by and, where one of the words achieves the effect of a modifier, to express a single expanded idea, as nice and warm (nicely warm) or Tennyson’s:

waving to him white hands and courtesy (courteous white hands)

Shakespeare’s works contain many examples of hendiadys, such as “sound and fury” (furious sound) in Macbeth, and “heat and flame” (hot flame) in Hamlet.

This is an example of a Heroic Couplet in Iambic Pentameter:

You beat your pate, and fancy wit will come.
Knock as you please–there’s nobody at home.

Forget your nuisances with potency.

Forget your nuisances with potency.
Feel the sort of love you hadn’t felt.
Indulge your lady night and day.
Your instrument will be strong.
Forget about your troubles.
Forget about impotence.
Just do what you want.
Defeat your illness.
Attain perfection.
Find your dream.
Easy as 1 2 3.

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spam poetry links

A 2003 article from the BBC.

A 2004 Boston Globe article.

A 2004 Village Voice article about spam poetry.

A 2004 article from The Register includes a definition for Spam Poetry.

Wikipedia has an article on Spoetry.

Wikipedia’s article on the cut-up technique. (We may want to investigate this further.)

Spoems.com is down at the moment, but has a few relevant definitions posted.

SatireWire held a Poetry Spam contest, calling for entries of poems made from spam.

Another collection of spam poetry.

The Spam Poetry Institute.

A dude posts some spam poetry to his blog, and a big discussion ensues.

This seems to be a very… emotional critique of spam poetry. (There’s a 30 second redirect on this page – the cancel redirect button did nothing for me. You might want to copy & paste the article into a text editor to read it.)

An article about how a spam poisoner has also begun outputting poetry.

The Anthology of Spam Poetry… he seems to have a book coming out later this month.

This wikipedia article defines Flarf – a movement of poets who create poetry from Google searches.

The Flarf Files – includes a few links that may be worth checking out.

international dada archive

an extensive resource from the university of iowa, with scans of original publications

http://www.lib.uiowa.edu/dada/index.html

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Poetry of Sheep

“A North East writer has been given a grant of £2,000 to use sheep to create random poems, which also utilise the deepest workings of the universe.”